Thursday, October 16, 2008

Changing Gears


So, now, I'm Joe Plumber, aka anyone who makes over $250k a year.  I work my ass off.  I've given up the 6-pack, as it puts on too many calories anyway.  My snake is oily; dirty.  I need a bath and I think Hussein Obama is a terrorist.  I refuse to call him by his first name because of his privileged upbringing in such a wealthy country as Indonesia in the 60s/70s.  It was there where he met Bill Ayers while he was blowing shit up in random cities in the US.  While Ayers was blowing shit up in America, he sent telegraphic messages to Hussein Barack while he was studying in a terrorist jihad Catholic School/Madrasa in Indonesia.  At the tender age of eight, Hussein Obama learned how to overthrow the American economic system in the US and how to infiltrate banks in Western Europe.  In a rickshaw, he met Osama Bin Laden and further coerced with him on how to destroy his lunchbox after he ate his sandwich and before other kids could snag his HoHos.  After this discrete meeting Hussein Obama returned to the US to live with liberal Columbia students and practice law at another (god forbid liberal institution) Ivy League School.  The rest is history.........


1 comment:

Orgen Nabru Lafwalnu said...

heh heh I love the cyncism, Jon!