Ed The Bartender: Golly, Joe! What the heck happened?
Joe: Well, my Main Street store had so few customers today and yet, I couldn't get one darned thing done because I watching my IRA portfolio just go down the tubes. You betchya it hurt to watch that!
Ed: Gee, well, Joe, have a Budweiser! If it makes you feel any better, I had a blunder of a day, too. Ya better believe it!
Joe: Well, golly gee, what happened to you?
Ed: Hucksters came in here and walked out on a $90 tab. Those knuckleheads really left me in the dark.
Joe: Ooh, that is so, goshdarn awful. This world makes me really mad!
Ed: Gee Whiz, Joe. You are so right. This world can be so darned cruel. You can bet your bottom dollar, I'll try and catch those cronies!